Comments on: Do I really use the internets? http://www.werkkrew.com/2008/05/25/do-i-really-use-the-internets/ Insights on Philosophy, Psychology, and Technology Sun, 15 Aug 2010 10:36:23 +0000 hourly 1 By: MooGoo http://www.werkkrew.com/2008/05/25/do-i-really-use-the-internets/comment-page-1/#comment-22 MooGoo Tue, 27 May 2008 17:53:19 +0000 http://www.werkkrew.com/?p=37#comment-22 This Chris Pirillo must be real proud of himself. What better way to quantify your success in life by how many social networking sites you have signed up for. I think the Social Internet is the greatest ever drug to combat low self esteem. Some shrink out there must be prescribing MySpace memberships to poor saps with no friends or abilities. What better way to prove to yourself that you do not suck than to see a non zero positive number with the word "friends" beside it. The Internet is literally becoming one giant personal ad directory. If you were to believe the Internet (and you know like, we all do) 99% of the people in this world are just fabulous! They all have unique, individual personalities, a witty sense of humor, and a great taste in music! In other words, OMG READ MY BLOG. Something is clearly wrong here, because it has been proven many times that 100% of people suck. It even says so in the Bible. So...who are you going to believe. God? Or Chris Pirillo and his 37 social networking site circle jerk. Exactly. Since it is a fact that 100% of people suck, anyone who has a site or multiple sites about how great they are clearly suck even more, because they are adding dishonesty and vanity on top of their already impressive suckage. On the other hand if you are like me and just keep your suckage to yourself, you are relativly not that bad. Therefore, the more you win on teh internets, the more you fail at life. Take comfort in that. This Chris Pirillo must be real proud of himself. What better way to quantify your success in life by how many social networking sites you have signed up for.

I think the Social Internet is the greatest ever drug to combat low self esteem. Some shrink out there must be prescribing MySpace memberships to poor saps with no friends or abilities. What better way to prove to yourself that you do not suck than to see a non zero positive number with the word “friends” beside it.

The Internet is literally becoming one giant personal ad directory. If you were to believe the Internet (and you know like, we all do) 99% of the people in this world are just fabulous! They all have unique, individual personalities, a witty sense of humor, and a great taste in music! In other words, OMG READ MY BLOG.

Something is clearly wrong here, because it has been proven many times that 100% of people suck. It even says so in the Bible. So…who are you going to believe. God? Or Chris Pirillo and his 37 social networking site circle jerk. Exactly.

Since it is a fact that 100% of people suck, anyone who has a site or multiple sites about how great they are clearly suck even more, because they are adding dishonesty and vanity on top of their already impressive suckage. On the other hand if you are like me and just keep your suckage to yourself, you are relativly not that bad. Therefore, the more you win on teh internets, the more you fail at life. Take comfort in that.

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